I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Enjoy the penises
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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