Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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