make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
i am craving dick and cupcakes
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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