No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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