Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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