: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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