Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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