apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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