don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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