Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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