I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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