my room smells like sperm. sweet.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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