love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
