sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Randomize
