Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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