I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Randomize
