She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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