If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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