If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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