I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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