all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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