haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"