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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO

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  dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table

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  by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.

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• (310): View more from California

  LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.

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  And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  the girl whose rug I peed on is here

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?

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