after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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