dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
