this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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