i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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