I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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