We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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