Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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