so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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