he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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