you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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