school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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