This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Semen is not good for contacts.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
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