I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
smell my finger.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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