He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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