I must be too annoying 4 u.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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