I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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