I showed him my bush... on skype.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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