I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
