one two three fourrrrnication!
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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