She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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