addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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