you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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