I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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