you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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