The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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