Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
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college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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