at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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