He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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