The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
