I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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