So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
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THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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