Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
i out mim tonsoeep
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