just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
You were trust falling into bushes
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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