The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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