i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
We smell like vodka and hangover
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